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When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.
He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.
To choke the chicken, beat the meat, or jerk ones self off.
I wish he would get out of the bathroom, he must be in there slapping pappy!
A reaction to being slapped. When one does not respond to the slap and simply stands there like a bitch.
Charles Oakley once slapped a player who owed him money. "How'd he react?" I asked him. Oak: "He stayed slapped."
When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
Southeastern expression for jamming on the breaks. Can be used literally or metaphorically
example 1. Jaysus lad I was flying down the road and some eejit pulled out in front of me, so I slapped on the anchors.
example 2. She wanting a ring a baby and a house, I think it's time to slap on the anchors!