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When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!
To inhale smoke of a pill tray
"Can I get a slide off of your tray bro"? I got a dollar for a slide bro!!
Shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head causing your entire body to enter a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me and your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
when you slide into the DM's and leave a nasty comment
Person 1: That motherfucker gave me a slided slap!
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: Bruh....
When diarrhea wakes you up from sleep at night
After visiting taco bus, I awoke to a moon slide
you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle
Mom you did sliding on carson!!
The act of an affluent white woman consuming copious amounts of wine and proceeding to send sexually suggestive messages to the social media inbox of an unsuspecting and typically uninterested potential mate.
Woooo boy! I feel bad for Sergio, Karen went a little overboard in the Costco wine aisle and an hour later she did the Serenbe Slide into his dm's!