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the shepshed slide is when you you swap from having sex normally to anal every 3 seconds while listening to the hokey cokey on repeat
Person 1: dude I just did the shepshed slide on her and she wants to be my wife
Person 2: wow I wish I was from shepshed
A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.
My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.
When you are titty banging your girl, and leave a skid mark on her chest.
Jeff gave me an Oregon beaver slide last night, and just left me lay there
a euphemism for committing suicide via laying in the snow stark naked and dying from hypothermia
yeah, I used to think about slurry sliding a lot when I lived in the mountains, not so much anymore now that I live in the sun
When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.
The other night I did a reverse slip-n-slide at my girl's sweet 16...shit was wild
When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.
Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
when you slide into the DM's and leave a nasty comment
Person 1: That motherfucker gave me a slided slap!
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: Bruh....