Waylon is a type of person that meets many qualifications, only a certain few people in the world can achieve. Including: a 1X1 Lego piece head, a midget, gets beat up, has anger issues and says the f word too much. They often could be average but they choose to be poopoo’s
Person 1: Dude look! It’s Spicy Waylon.
Person 2: yeah Jace destroyed him in a fight yesterday.
Person 1: yeah it’s sad to see how he “tried” to fight back
Someone named Waylon who is really annoying, always tryna pick a fight and has anger issues.
Person 1: Dude! Look over there it’s Spicy Waylon, he’s such a loser
Person 2: Yeah Jace beat the shit out of him on Monday he’s a fucking loser!
When you're cutting up a bunch of spicy peppers and accidentally touch your junk before washing your hands.
Alternatively, if a woman does the same to a man while giving a hand job.
I gave myself a spicy dragon after making my famous Camarones a la Diabla.
Juanita makes some great Chile rellenos, but last time she gave me the spicy dragon afterward! I had to soak my Willie in milk for an hour!
Scotty was out of lube so he shagged Amanda with Vicks and gave her a spicy oyster
When you eat spicy food and transfer your dump to their dump during a fish kiss
Spicy Mexican fish kiss the shit out of my ass.
Spicy white trash someone that fixes their hair every 20 seconds someone that annoys the fuck out of you someone that you do not enjoy being around just someone in a whole that sucks at life and a thieving Jew
The kind of spicy that comes from peppers, hot Cheetos, and Tabasco
Indian food is usually to hot spicy for me.