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It is the university that you go to when your're smart and/or get screwed by Texas' affirmative action rule.
Then after getting turned down by UT undergrad you get recruited by MIT's graduate finance program and laugh all the way to the bank.
Email to friend:
Subject: Rofl'ing
To: Friend@ut.edu
Oh, you got into UT because you were in the top 10%? That's so awesome! I went to Texas State University and loved it.
Yours truly,
Me@MIT.edu
CC: Me@txstate.edu
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the need to tell penn state joke even though it isn't funny
JAcob- "what did the penn state worker say to the penn state worker?"
Mike- "What?"
JAcob- "Wanna take a shower?"
Mike- "ur gay"
that is penn state sydrome
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The crunkest school in the south, all black near the hood but we get it poppin @ TSU, shoutout to all the athletic squads and all my niggas and you bums at fisk need to get like us
"Young Buck and Project Pat chillin over at Tennessee State University lets go party @ TSU mayne"
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A university in East Lansing, Michigan. Mostly for the bitter students who did not get into U of M. 90% of the students are arrogant assholes from small towns in Michigan. They all dress the same too with that stupid as hell fugly North Face jackets. Most of the guys are unattractive, pretentious wannabe jocks or frat brothers. A lot of the girls are raging whores with bad fashion senses leading them into Wet Seal. There are the minorities who are chill or plain annoying and loud. There are wannabe scensters and farmers. This place is stupid- avoid it like the plague. I went there so i know what I am talking about.
Maybe there is something in the water, considering it taste like shit.
On the plus side there some reefer madness.
MSU is loaded with hicks. YEE HAW!
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1. greedy agenda-pushing bastard who tramples civil liberties and makes people live according to his standards
2. whore of his chosen political party to fulfill their agendas and make life miserable for everyone who is not in that political party (as well as some who are).
Name any United States President and I will tell you why he is or was a bastard.
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when you are in eighth grade and a male, and giving a class presentation in front of everyone, and suddenly you spy the garter of your 80 year old teacher mrs. Doubtfire, and you get a bone bone, also know as a penis so erect it could be called the empire state building
wow....today in 5th period, i saw that billy had an empire state building in his pants. hope it doesn't poke an eye out.
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A country with citizens who take themselves and their country way too seriously.
Most people will agree that a country is only a symbol and that what it entitles is its population. And what is "population"? A group of diverse human beings.
What makes the United States different from Belgium? Very little. Its policies and laws may be slightly different, and some cultural and traditional aspects are obviously original to each country.
But apart from that, very little seperates them both. Or from any other country for that matter. Our needs and desires are the same.
So why on Earth are so many people debating the topic?!? Many Americans seem to puff themselves up by imagining that the whole world despises them and is continuously plotting either against them, or at least thinking evil thoughts about them.
Think. Again.
I've lived in Asia, Europe and the US. My father is African and my mother European, and I grew up in a French system. I've been surrounded by different people from different cultures since birth.
I can promise you: we aren't continuously fretting about Americans.The only time we really discuss them is when we read the paper or watch TV, ie through the media, and we only really ponder the effects the government's ideas will have on other countries. There isn't any American-bashing.
Therefore please stop victimizing your nation or yourselves. Nobody (in the Western world, in any case) really, sincerely, cares.
US citizen: Why does the whole world hate the United States of America? We haven't done anything wrong!
European: Umm... no. Not the whole world. The only European you'll find bashing the States is an immature adolescent who needs to sound clever by hating some political figure, and doesn't read the paper so picks the only country he/she knows a little about.
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