Rick Rolled

When you attempt to watch a video that happens not to be that video. Instead, it is a rick astley video that someone tricked you into watching.

Dude, i was totally looking for porn but this rick astley video came up...I got rick rolled

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Swiss Roll

When a guy performs auto fellatio, and then another guy curls up from behind and fucks him in the ass.

"Last night was crazy, I was going down on myself and Luiz turned me into a swiss roll"

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rolling turd

A large recreational vehicle (R.V.).

"Why doesn't that stupid fuck store that rolling turd in the back instead of taking up six parking places and blocking the sun?"

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The rolling Theorum

The Rolling Theorum is an equation used in current day mathematics. It can be used to find out a large amount of information about geometry when reduced properly (cylinders, specifically, hence the name "Rolling Theorum.")
This equation must be solved for y where x = Z||R and is as follows:

y = ((R²I²CK)/RI) + (2X)/((BA)(R²)(EL))

so, we have to start by dividing the left side of the plus sign. Which leaves us with..

y = (RICK) + (2X)/((BA)(R²)(EL))

Next, we come to the R², which is (RR)

y = (RICK) + (2X)/((BA)(RR)(EL))

And to make it easier to read, we'll leave it as R²

y = (RICK) + (2X)/(BAR²EL)

Now we come to the 2X. We said earlier that it was equal to Z || R, which means Z or R. So let's plug this in..

y = (RICK) + (2(Z || R))/(BAR²EL)

Now, any StarFox fan will recognize this as a Barrel Roll, as 2 times Z or R is a Barrel Roll.

y = (RICK) + (BARREL ROLL)/(BAR²EL)

Simplify BARREL..

y = (RICK) + (BAR²EL ROLL)/(BAR²EL)

divide what's on the right side of the plus sign..

y = RICK + ROLL

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. Y = RICK ROLL. AND THIS IS TRUELY WHY IT IS CALLED THE ROLLING THEORUM.

"DAMNIT DUDE, I got Rick Roll'd from The Rolling Theorum today!"
"I can use the Rolling Theorum to determine the Length of this Cylinder"

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Rock and Roll

The government can always blame domestic problems on Rock and Roll! It's the HOTTEST new scapegoat!

Before Rock and Roll, the government used to blame domestic problems on the Jews, but now they blame Rock and Roll! :D

Mom 1: Someone got shot? Oh that cursed Rock and Roll!!!

Mom 2: TURN DOWN THAT ROCK AND ROLL RACKET!!!

Mom 3: No, sweetie. Mommy needs to save her throat. She's working tonight.

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Rick Roll

To 'Rick Roll' someone, is to send them a link and tell them that its an awesome video, but its Rick Astley.

Also;
If someone falls over, the proper etiquette is to shout 'Rick Roll!' at them.

btw check out this really funny video:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0





RICK ROLLED

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Steam Rolling

The act of when someone rolls over you and yells "Steam Roller". You get squashed

Leah's favorite thing to do is steam rolling people in a bed.

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