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Strong,smart,big penis, amazing personality and he never drinks! You don’t want to mess with a Hans Christian!
Girl: He’s so amazing!
Girl 2: OMG!
Hans Christian: Are alive.
Girl: Faints
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Someone (usually a girl) who makes a big show of being a Christian by always wearing Christian teeshirts, listening to Christian music, constantly talking about going to church, and always keeps a Bible on their night stand, etc...
"Ugh, I can't stand that girl... even though I tell her I don't want to, she keeps inviting me to her church and telling me I should read the Bible... she is such a Betty Christian!"
2👍 1👎
A kiss directly on the asshole
A Christian kiss is Eating da booty like a Christian
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A guy who would treat u better than anyone other guy. He's a keeper and you shouldn't let go of him
Christian Joshua is a loyal and loving person!!!
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Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.
"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)
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an emo boy that goes to high school that; is full of himself when he has got nothing to show off; laughs at his own jokes that aren't even funny; and hides his homosexuality by dating more than a few girls.
Synonym: fagboy
Who is that douche over there?
I dont know, but he is totally a Christian Fahey!
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A small kid who likes boys, but doesnt like being called gay so he dates girls that look like men and he has a small penis and zero intelligence
Person 1,”You are such a Christian Hernandez”
Person 2,”no u”
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