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Dump caking is the act of pooping in a cake dish and baking it. Common as a form of retribution.
Person1: "Dude, wtf is that smell?!?"
Person2: "I broke up with my girlfriend and she shit in my oven"
Person1: "Wow, that's a nasty dump caking!"
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When your Poo is a patchwork of two distinct colors.
I took an oreo dump and i was astounded by the pattern.
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A particularly disappointing shit. One that had high expectations but leaves one less than satisfied.
I had stomach pains and had spent all evening gassing the house, but when I finally sat down it was a Rubbish dump.
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to let out a big long pile of shit into the toilet bowl. That's in reference to Donald the Traitor Trump because he's an immature unqualified incestuous perverted uncouth loudmouth racist shit head Mussolini. Everything he does and says is a stupid pile of SHIT!
I went to a party and we had some dinner but the food wasn't that good. The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood. So I had to rush and get on the can and dump a Trump. It was a biggy. Afterward I had to drive to a UDF for quick relief with Pepto-Bismol.
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As a verb:To defecate and urinate at the same time. Usually done in a hurry or with great urgency. A common military slang term used in reference to using the "facilities".
As a noun: The act of taking a shit and piss at the same time.
OK recruits! Five minute pump and dump!
Mom, where is the restroom, I have to pump and dump like yesterday!
Aaah much better, I needed that pump and dump.
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the act of taking a huuuuuuuuuuuge shit while listening to donald trump's debates
I took a trump dump after eating that burrito while watching fox news
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Anal intercourse between two guys (usually frat boys) or a man and a woman (usually a frat boy and a drunk sorority girl) wherein the receiving party finds it necessary to hurriedly scuffle to the nearest bathroom to release a prodigious shit immediately following, or sometimes before, the butt-fucker ejaculates. The pump and dump results from a lack of preparadness: although the lower colon may seem vacant when probed with the finger, the impending turd is close enough to be stimulated by the thrusting action of the penis, which may or may not come into contact with said turd. In the event of a pump and dump, the pumper automatically becomes a literal turd burgler, having stimulated the release of a turd that otherwise would have emerged at a more opportune time.
A more extreme version of the pump and dump, known as the anal sexplosion involves a high velocity expulsion of the mixture of lubricant, semen and liquid feces that accumulates in the colon during anal sex when the receiving partner isn't completely empty.
"Bro, last night I finally talked my girlfriend into trying some butt sex, but damn if it wasn't a pump and dump, before I could even get off. Then she didn't wanna fuck the rest of the night cause she was so embarrassed."
"Dude! You never told me you were a turd burgler!"
"I met this frat boy online one night and he wanted me to come over and fuck him, but it was a total pump and dump. I asked him "bro u know how to be cleaned out right?" But I only pumped his butt for like two minutes before he said "Stop bro that's it i gotta crap!" Bitch looked so funny running to the bathroom I had to laugh, so then he wouldn't let me fuck him anymore."
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