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The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021


Lee hog

Massive pedo who touches his bald dog (ryley) very innapropriatly and ejacuates in ryleys eyes

“I just did a Lee hog” meaning I just committed unfathomable acts to a bald dog

by Pedo man July 17, 2023


Lincoln Hog

When 4 or so guys lay down in a Lincoln log style and blow each other.

I walked in an the 4 dudes from the party were Lincoln hogging.

by ECOUTDOORSMAN March 17, 2023


hog slammer

A big joint..

Man thats a hog slammer!!!

by sexyweed219 March 24, 2016


Hog Ridaa

When you fuck a whore doggy style.

Dude I did a "Hog Ridaa" to that girl

by Koliv_ April 2, 2022


Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".

Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.

by Guhly December 21, 2023


crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

by Pandy Orter April 15, 2004

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