A sexual act of defecating on the chest or stomach of your sex partner then performing rigorous missionary sex successfully covering you and your partner in dung
Tom:Did you see the hog wallowers on the beach?
Bill: Yeah although nasty they were doing it right!
Riding you harley or fucking a fat chick.
Ridin’ the hog got wild last night.
The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
When 4 or so guys lay down in a Lincoln log style and blow each other.
I walked in an the 4 dudes from the party were Lincoln hogging.
Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.
"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."
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