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Crotch Master

One male who can either do a full split without popping a testicle, or a squatting king.

"Yo man I'm a level 32 Crotch Master"

by Drumphillia December 29, 2016

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Master Wanker

It refers to a woman that has the inability to commit to crossfit classes and therefore decides to burn calories by means of masterbation or phoning a "friend". Characteristics of a Master Wanker are that she mysteriously disappears during lunch (a nooner) or early afternoon (afternoon delight) and reappears with a sneaky smile on their face.

After weeks and weeks of fooling herself the Master Wanker looks in the mirror and realizes that she is hot enough and decides to go back to being a normal wanker.

by The "Master" Baiter August 19, 2011

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Master arthur

A vampire werewolf that lives in Quebec

age 108
Master of the phantomhive estate
Is married to ciel phantomhive
Have two children daniel reniska and Lexie reniska

Shall we go to the store master Arthur

by Sir re Phantomhive September 10, 2021

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Chef Masterful

The most legendary of all chefs, of such unfathomable power and skill non could ever dream of reaching. It is said after eating one of the dishes created by chef masterful, one commits suicide because of the knowledge that they will never taste such exquisiteness again because of the scarcity of dishes made.

You see the new dish by chef masterful? Makes me as hungry as a starving african child.

by Kinflir January 27, 2017

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Master Tina

A powerful bossy outspoken woman or wife who has total control over her husband or male partner who are usually weak men.
A Master tina will often deny intimacy to her sex starved partner,unless she's recieves generous gifts in return,and even then it's no guarantee that she'll give it up.

Hey man, I heard Tony got beat up by master Tina because he asked her for a blow job.

Boy,Kathy really pulled a master Tina on her husband last night.He bought her a new car for some sex.

by jonnybagodonuts June 10, 2011

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the stoned master

The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.

Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.

by superbipolar420 October 4, 2015

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Storm Master

In the battle royale game, Fortnite, you are a storm master once youโ€™ve mastered the technique of defeating the storm by not dying in it. However, not all who survive the storm are masters of it. You must be a seasoned storm veteran to gain the title of master.

Devan became a Storm Master upon his 100th time surviving the storm successfully with a low failure rate.

by Storm Master 69 February 27, 2018

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