Giving someone head while YOU'RE driving.
Officer: Excuse me ma'am, do you know how fast you were going back there?
Woman: No officer I don't.
Officer: And why is that?
Woman: I was giving my man some extreme road head and I couldn't see a thing.
Officer: Alrighty then, have a nice night.
Me: there’s road work ahead!
Friend: Ah yeah I sure hope it does
Me: AHH WATCH OUT DONT HIT THE WORKERS YOU’LL KILL US BOTH WTF LET ME DRIVE YOUR VINE OBSESSION WILL KILL US ALL
When a male cums inside his partner's ass. The partner then shits a combination of cum and shit resembling marshmallow and chocolate.
My girlfriend told me to stop fucking her in the ass because she had to shit; I told her to wait so we could complete the Radcliff Rocky Road.
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The most beautiful place where you can have hot, steamy anal all day long with London's youngest drag queen, Ludina, and his 36-year-old boyfriend, Rudina...
drag queen: hey wanna fuck where should we go
sodomite: 67 roxburgh road, hear they have some great strapons.. clementina will bring cookies
The largest Indian ghetto in America. Mostly middle and lower income town where everyone either works in Middlesex county, Jersey City, or Manhattan. The East coast version of Fremont, CA, but wayyy poorer and way more hectic.
Everyone here's parents used to live in Jersey City and then they moved to Edison for overrated schools
White flight is rampant over here and Indian, Hispanic, and Black populations are seeing growth.
Indian guy: Where should I move in America?
Guy from Edison: Come to Edison, legit everyone's Indian and its hella cheap. You can also get cheap groceries on Oak Tree Road
Indian guy: Cheap groceries? Booking my flight!
a person figuring out their sexuality
also a banger of a movie and book
oh Megan dated dudes exclusively in collage but these days she's on the road to el dorado
the real treasure was the gay we made along the way
The act of a male ejactulating on a girls eyes while she is sleeping so when she wakes up her eyes are stuck and do not open
Jill was being mean to Jack so he snuck into her room and gave her a Russian Road Block
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