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a guy who never knows what he is doing and gets distracted easily with anything but he is a good friend and you may find him attractive
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Strong,smart,big penis, amazing personality and he never drinks! You don’t want to mess with a Hans Christian!
Girl: He’s so amazing!
Girl 2: OMG!
Hans Christian: Are alive.
Girl: Faints
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A kiss directly on the asshole
A Christian kiss is Eating da booty like a Christian
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A guy who would treat u better than anyone other guy. He's a keeper and you shouldn't let go of him
Christian Joshua is a loyal and loving person!!!
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Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.
"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)
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A small kid who likes boys, but doesnt like being called gay so he dates girls that look like men and he has a small penis and zero intelligence
Person 1,”You are such a Christian Hernandez”
Person 2,”no u”
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an emo boy that goes to high school that; is full of himself when he has got nothing to show off; laughs at his own jokes that aren't even funny; and hides his homosexuality by dating more than a few girls.
Synonym: fagboy
Who is that douche over there?
I dont know, but he is totally a Christian Fahey!
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