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A fucking huge ass cock that Penatrates deep within the depths of Womans orphus. Can also be used for home improvement.
Hey mitch, can you throw me a 12 inch man hammer? I need to hang up this picture of my Persian wife.
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A huge penis that can reach the tonsils and can also be referred to as a hammer!
Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!
Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!
Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.
You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.
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an erogenous device used for stimulating and/or pleasuring the anus and/or sphinctor region. the device moves in a reciprocating fashion and is usually powered by a small forced induction gasoline engine. variants include the pnuematic air-piston ass hammer and the eletromagnetic anal clapper.
I was looking through Andy's closet for a tennis racket and found his turbo charged ass hammer.
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Slang for the crime of selling sham CDS (Controlled Dangerous Substances). So called because of the use of baking soda as fake heroine or cocaine due to similar appearance. Considered fraud and distribution of drugs in the eyes of the law.
Man, Dooky got caught selling that baking soda as dope, dawg; might be locked up for three years behind the damn Arm 'N' Hammer charge...
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Before I get to the "definition", just hear this: never, ever, ever, EVER watch this video wherever you may find it because it leaves a troubling image burnt into your mind that depresses you whenever you think about it.
Anyway...
3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 men in the Ukraine brutally murdering somebody with things like a hammer and a screwdriver. The group of 3 men in the video are called the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. They mutilate a victim in the video named Sergei Yatzenko. I will not say what happened to him except that he was murdered by these violent and mentally disturbed men.
The 3 men are currently serving a life sentence in prison for their acts. Personally I think they should have done to them what they did to over 20 people in their montage of murder.
Again, please refrain from watching the video. Find info about it if you want, but please do not watch it.
Example Person 1: Dude, have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer?
Example Person 2: Sorta, I could barely get through 8 seconds of the damn thing. Never watchin' that shit EVER again...
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Can't get any worse.
I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.
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