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Your biological mother is scientifically unmeasurably obese
completely out of control; crazy
Ryan crashed Kevin's Vespa onto the White House lawn. That drunken fool is all mothered up.
A style of hitting an opponent where you bring your elbow to chest level and your hand to eye level while brining all of your finger tips(including the thumb) together facing foward. When you strike your opponent you keep your elbow in place while striking your hand strongly towards your target. If you have done this properly your hand and arm should look like a crane.
Although this is not a practical fighting method, and is not recomended if you want to win a fight.
Kid 1: (Strikes Kid 2 with the Mother Fuckin' Crane method)
Kid 2: OW! What the hell was that?
Kid 1: It's the Mother Fuckin' Crane Bitch!
You just really fuck all day and night also you say I'm sick to skip school and fuck even more than god like what the fuck bro you just hit it in that bed you make more than that one time I went to a strip club, and she made something, so you go bro like fuck the others you are great not in a gay way you should go to Japan for women they hit like crazy and the strip clubs here are great for picking something up for the day like yeah fuck yeah.
You're a DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER
Mike Robinson....SLOA........while Robinson is buzzing one might hear after one says's something......He might reply ."So's ure ________
Im Tired.... Mike may hear that while buzzing n say "So's ure mother !.......
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A person who doesn't leave any holes on the surface of the earth unviolated. It involves fucking animal burrows, golf holes, borewells, wells, trenches, sinkholes, tunnels, graves and the like. Its origins can be traced back to the traditional glory holes. The participants wanted to feel one with nature. Erect their edifice into the ground, literally planting their seeds. A sub kink of this likes a BDSMeque twist where tree trunks are fair target for there perverse desires. Many a woodpecker nests have been flooded in such a manner. The practice is usually followed during the rains, when mother earth is adequately lubed to be penetrated.
_Jack is such a mother earth fucker, he goes to a golf course and thinks it's an orgy._
_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_
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When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.
Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.
Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
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