Horny Potatoes

Just a random thing to say to your unsuspecting friend

You: Horny Potatoes
Me, aka your friend: wtf how high are you right now?

lil potato

A wonderful happy young girl with a big smile and a bright future. makes everyone around them happy and is always there for a friend.

That girl is such a lil potato

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and proceed to fuck

"i really want a fuck potato"

Goth potato

A goth potato is another name for Trinity edeke

Trinity is a goth potato.

bean potato

A bean potato is a child at school...

wow im a bean potato

Idaho Potatoes

its just...potatoes...

omg i could really go for some idaho potatoes

Dauphinoise Potato

When you stick a potato up your butt so when he eats your ass, he gets a special dinner.

Him: Babe, I'm hungry. What's for dinner?

Her: I'm busy preparing you a "Dauphinoise Potato"