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Waiting five seconds to reply to someone to give the impression that you haven't been waiting for their reply
Tom: Why haven't you replied to her already
Tim: IM 5 second rule
Tom: Oh so she doesn't think you're obsessed with her.
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The rule that states if any edible object should touch the ground it may still be eaten if picked up within 5 seconds. (No matter how nasty the ground or surface may be.)
Tanisha dropped an M&M on the wet and dirty bathroom floor but ate it anyway claiming it was safe due to the 5 second rule.
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The rule that applies to lost or fallen objects, typically food, that hits the floor. The rule applies to general areas, and does not apply to anything in a bathroom. Using this rule makes it OK to pick up said object in under 5 seconds, under the presumption that no germs attached themselves in such a short period of time.
If your gum just dropped on the floor, pick it up and say "5 Second Rule", then place it back in your mouth.
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Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"
"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
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Windows 98 Second Edition is an operating system released by Microsoft which succeeds Windows 98. It's a completely different operating system. See the included link for a more detailed description.
Post Mumble is what somebody does after they say something that they think is funny. It consists of a mumble/laugh. It is a repetition of the phrase that was just said. It is usually done by nerds or dweebs.
You look like a hippo! Hwaha youer look lieke aen hippore hhaw haw!! Post Mumble (second Mumble)
A woman who has ended the relationship with her marital partner and has found that life outside of marriage can be much more fulfilling.
That Amanda, I know it was hard to do at first but it looks like she’s really grown into enjoying life on her own terms; she’s really come into herself as a second-wind bachelorette.
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