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When u pis after u jizz and it's one of those times ur dick stings a lil bit
"Ah I got a fire snake that piss didn't feel good"
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Snake aids Slithering aids (full word)
Definition: When a man has the same pain like a lady does when she has her period is so bad she can barely walk.
For example:
Josh: dude i cant walk OUCH.
you: why man.
Josh: well i have a really bad pain around my
stomach and legs.
You: LOL you have snake aids well to be exact you have snake aids slithering aids.
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"Snakes tits" refers to a phrase used when expressing great appreciation for something. Very much close to a unicorn, or Bigfoot. Fictional and should be used with caution.
"Last night was absulutally snakes tits. I really had a good time."
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Solid Snake, of the "Metal Gear" series
The DARPA chief is on the second floor basement of the tank hanger
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In what has been regarded as one of the shining discoveries of 2011, the banana snake was first witnessed and documented in a Seattle apartment. It has been described as the next-morning product of the afternoon consumption of 5+ not-quite-yet ripe bananas, which produce a viscous and articulated poo that maintains continuity over its entire length as well as a medium yellow hue and significant plastic deformation potential. Upon flushing, the banana snake awakens, writhing and squirming as it begins its great journey to the waste treatment plant, en-route to which scholars maintain the banana snake maintains its integrity and virility.
Man, this morning's banana snake just about ripped me a new asshole!
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1. When holding a poop too long and you sit on the toilet and before even try to poop a giant log slips out because you have to poop so bad.
2. After poop sex you take out your lubed shitty dick and slap the girl in the face
After Lauren held the poop for so long she sat on the john and the Slippery Snake bit her with joy.
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A term used by surfers to denote either 1. An ungenerous fellow who hogs all the waves or 2. The act of taking off on a wave without waiting one's turn.
Watch out for that greedy snake in the day-glo wetsuit, he's known for dropping in on other people's waves.
Dude, I didn't mean to snake you but I thought you weren't going to take that wave.
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