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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.

Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."

by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023


touching tongue's with Olivia

A metaphor for an addiction with something, something that is ugly but easy, but you wont give it up, but you don't want people seeing you abusing it.

Oh my, hes touching tongue's with Olivia again.
So painful to watch, but he can't stop it

by paggywaggygumdrops February 6, 2023


tongue acrobatics

Another word for a french-kissing session, mostly commonly used if the session was long and intense.

Bob: So Jim, what did you do this weekend?
Jim: Well, Sarah and I had some tongue acrobatics going on on Sunday!

by Sombrerozzz October 27, 2015


Tongue kiss

when making out with someone they start to interact with each others tongue rubbing them together while they make out.

we were making out when she wanted to switch it up so we started tongue kissing. rubbing our tongue together

by the meat dominates🥩 June 15, 2023


serengeti tongue

When you are so high that you have the tongue very dry, like the serengueti dessert. Is a common expression in east Spain. (Lengua Serengueti)

''Oh man , i'm very high i'm feeling serengeti tongue''.

by Mad Lost Kid August 9, 2017


Woodpecker Tongue Brain

When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.

"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"

by kikilele November 28, 2021


whore-tongue

When a bitch swallows your cum and kisses her boyfriend with tongue afterwards.

I've taken her home and saw how she gave him the whore-tongue.....checkmate

by Jenzz May 16, 2012