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Easily the best lawn service in Warner Robins, Bonaire, Kathleen, and Perry.
Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard
The sense of vigorously touching ones booty without identity being seen.
I was on the train one day when an African male ('bout 6'4 with dreds and air force ones) Tazmanian-touched me to the point of orgasm!
The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.
Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
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wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.
Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.
When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness
Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched
A very, VERY unlucky person. Everything they set out to do or achieve never comes through or ever works out. Everthing they touch turns to crud.
This can also be passed down though generation to generation and is among some of the most unfortunate traits known to man or sloth.
"Don't let Timmy do it, he has the Shidas touch"
"She better not have your Shidas touch!"
"DAMN YOU SHIDAS TOUCH!!"
When you touch your butt ten times fast. (See also Russian Butt-Touch).
Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?