Random
Source Code
Random
If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls
I wish I was Jonas van Oppen
Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.
My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.
Fecal residue on a toilet bowl - a fine art
"Duuude I'm gonna famous, go check out my Bowl Van Gogh. I don't know where I get my creativity sometimes man."
The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.
To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.
A comedian with an unfortunate name
“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke”
How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.
Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris
The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset
Cocktail
is a cocktail made my Moose
Spicy Tamarindo Vodka
Spicy Chamoy
Tajin - lots
and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)
stirred over ice
served in a tall glass
Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail
Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry
I gotta call Moose
Where’s Moose!!!
FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)