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Weekly World News is a Black and White journal of information and opinion pulished each Monday.
On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.
Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.
Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.
"Jane told me about that angel shot down by U.S. troops"
"Where'd she get that from?"
"Weekly World News"
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Monster Hunter: World is an action role-playing game developed and published by Capcom. A part of the Monster Hunter franchise, the game was released for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One worldwide in January 2018. The Microsoft Windows version is scheduled for later in 2018. In Monster Hunter: World, the player takes the role of a Hunter, tasked to hunt down and either kill or trap monsters that roam in one of several environmental spaces. If successful, the player is rewarded through loot consisting of parts from the monster and other elements that are used to craft weapons and armor, among other equipment. The game's core loop has the player crafting appropriate gear to be able to hunt down more difficult monsters, which in turn provide parts that lead to even more powerful gear. Players may hunt alone, or can hunt in cooperative groups of up to four players via the game's online services.
Person 1: Have you tried Monster Hunter World?
Person 2: Yeah it’s a great game!
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Released in 1991, starring Mario as the main character of course. One of the better games in the universe.
As usual, the storyline follows Mario's quest to save Princess Peach.
This was the first game featuring Yoshi, the green dinosaur. Mario can ride on Yoshi's back, and Yoshi can swallow enemies and jump on spikey objects. Hidden in the game are red, blue and yellow Yoshis.
Each special Yoshi color has a different ability whilst holding a Koopa in his mouth. Red Yoshi can breath fire, Blue Yoshi can fly and Yellow Yoshi can hit enemies with sand when jumping on the ground.
At the end of each land, Mario enters a castle and battles one of Bowser's 8 children. At the end of the game, Mario duals Bowser at the top of Bowser's castle. The castle has a secret back entrance...
Did you find all the secrets in Super Mario World?
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A term used by Neo-Nazis that refers to people of colour, the LGBTQI community, and people with dissenting opinions (often women), as clowns. In essence, “the clowns are turning our world into a clown world”. Neo-Nazis will often use a clown emoji to reference people, such as the groups mentioned above, as nothing more than clowns/fools. The emoji represents this with fluffy hair, rainbow colours, and makeup. Often times ‘clown world’ will also be used to mean that ‘degenerates’ (those mentioned above) are ruining the world.
“Hey, John? You hear about Tony? His name is Martha, now.”
“We live in a f***ing clown world.” 🤡
“Hey did you hear about the police shooting near Mark street yesterday?”
“Oh no, I feel so bad for those poor poor thugs.🤡”
“That was a 13 year old child.”
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Adj. Being in such financial straits as to not have the means to purchase basic necessities while in large credit card and/or student loan debt and still owning other luxury home entertainment items. I.e... a person can't buy groceries or gas to get to work, or unable to go out with friends on a Friday night, but owns things like a laptop, smartphone, Wii, HDTV with satellite, ipod, etc...
Jerry's missing Tony's bachelor party cuz he's first-world poor, so he said he's gonna stay home and Netflix movies all night.
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Problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.
Aw, crap, I don't know which 1 carat diamond encrusted platinum ring to buy!
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Apparently the most widely-read magazine in the world. Each article is a beautifully crafted work of fiction, that only senile old people or the truly gullible believe. It is genius. Pure genius.
"BAT BOY fights terrorism with a magic sword"
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