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My patience
According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.
They obviously haven’t seen my patience.
Something particular to New York State that is asinine in nature, very inconvenient, and benefits no one.
What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.
Quite simply, a person who ruins a thing. May be a person who kills a joke, or simply is just an overall buzzkill. When someone ruins a thing in a group of friends, it is the responsibility of the rest of the group to point and shout "thing ruiner,' to let him or her know of his or her error.
Me and my bros were listing the greatest rappers of all time, and my friend yelled out OJ da Juice man.. We had no choice to all simultaneously yell out "thing ruiner"
School is the most annoying and irritating thing ever.
Things now you're well? is a less common phrase used by Irish people. It is more common in the south of Ireland. Roughly translated it means: How are you?
'Things'... everything you care about.
'Now'...currently.
'You're'...you are.
'Well?'...feeling alright about them?
'Hey Billy. Things now you're well?'
'Not too bad Aisling. Not too bad. Things now?'
'Era, can't complain.'
Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."