butt cheese

The pasty accumulation of farts in your underwear.

I gotta wipe the butt cheese from my crack before it makes a skid mark on my underwear.

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cheesed off

to express frustration

arg, im so cheesed off with this version of pacman, i can never eat that darned strawberry in time.

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Ass Cheese

A foul smelling mixture of dead skin cells, dirt, sweat and shit seepage from one's asshole, collecting in the ass crack.

I would have let Sara give me a rimjob, but my crack was full of ass cheese because I hadn't showered for days.

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Pork and Cheese

Cockney Rhyming Slang (UK) for "Portuguese". NOT a derogatory term unless used with another word(s). For example, "check out that fucking pork 'n' cheese wanker!"

There are a lot of Pork 'n' Cheese living over here these days.

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cheese sandwich

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.

1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."

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cheese dog

The act of performing anal sex.

Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.

I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!

Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!

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cheese & rice

Christian substitute for saying "Jesus Christ" in vain.

Bobby wiped out on his stingray bicycle...

BOBBY: Owww!!! Cheese & rice! Dog bandit! Stupid fricken bike!

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