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A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.
“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.
Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.
Broke Back Matt Refers To A Homosexual Man Who May Or May Not Have Watched The Film Broke Back Mountain.
I was chilling with broke back matt today.
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Definition of Matt the creator of Bob;
Canadian, grouchy at times, hard to predict yet an easy book to read. Matt created Bob the purple goat 1 through 45, I believe and still has a good creative mind when he wants to.
Though he is clever, someone you wish to talk to many times a week just to hear what he thinks, the Matt often tends to be extremely stubborn and/or grumpy. The nice side of Matt, rarely seen by any, consist of boastful flattery, kind like comforting and a few other things that I have not yet found out about.
The bad side, often seen by all, can be rude, hurtful and brutually honest to a bone cutting pain. He often puts this up for people who are 'dumb' in his opinion and Matt finds it hard to like anyone.
Warning:
Though you sometimes wish to tell this Matt, creator of Bob, I warn you not to. It will either blow up in your face, cause Matt to ignore you in loathing, self loathing or awkward silences.
But don't be fooled. Matt still needs his affection. He still needs to be hugged. He still needs to know when people love him.
"Hi, Matt the creator of Bob!"
"Go away."
"=D I <3 you, Matt!"
". . .I <3 you too. Now go away."
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The act of putting giant blocks of cheese into ones asshole for a big hairy rodent to munch on dat ass hole while achieving orgasm.
Simpson loves a good Fat Matt The Rat
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A Matt moment is described as a situation in which a person goes to do something incredibly simple and either messes it up horrendously or forgets what they were doing entirely and usually looks idiotic in the process.
The term matt moment was created in February 2021
Matt - "Aw fuck, I forgot how to speak"
Twitch chat - "Matt moment"
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A trait defining people or things which go along well with awesome people named Matt
OMG. Andie and Matt are like the perfect couple. When I first saw her I could tell right away that she was very com-matt-ible.
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