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When a person has hair like a fucking birds nest. (Can also be used as a Verb. Ex: To get Trump Haird by your barber.)
"Is that chick hot? Or is it the alcohol speaking?" "No way, man. She has total Trump Hair"
To grab a woman by the vagina regardless of consent. See cupping
My boy Robert's going to court because he gave Becky a trump handshake.
"Last night was awful the guy with tiny hands had a trump I didn't feel anything"
A non-medical term to describe post 2016 presidential election nightmares about the fate of America and it's economy. The nightmares are generally experienced with Trump Sweats, trembling ,extreme nausea and anxiety.
These Trump Terrors have been keeping me up at night. I keep dreaming a cheesy puff is chasing me during the Hunger Games.
Noun. When a small-handed man, who became rich from borrowing millions of dollars from his dad, stiffing contractors, filing bankruptcies, and gaming the tax code to avoid paying any income tax, grabs a woman in the p***y because he foolishly believes his wealth gives him a free pass to do whatever he wants to a woman.
Billy: So you just grab the woman in the p***y like some creepy bowler? And that's not assault?
Donald: Believe me. When you're rich and famous like me, you can do whatever you want. All of them, even the married ones, want a trump handshake. Believe me.
When you play a game and have no plans of losing gracefully. You either win, or bitch about how the game was rigged and everyone else cheated.
Mike: Let's play a quick game before we go
Jim: OK, but I am watching so you done screw me out of a win again
Mike: Ahh, so Trump Rules
A pile and/or stack of Russian prostitutes urinating on a fat, disgusting, rich asshole who has to tweet after completion.
Covfefe occurred after a particularly bigly Trump Tower.