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uncivil war

when a bitch petty as fuck and want the smoke but won’t confront you, or her name is physically stuck in her mouth; therefore is a pussy

She has officially declared uncivil war by illegibly writing my name on a tshirt like fan merchandise.

by claireedgerton March 4, 2022


Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.

Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018


storage warred

A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).

Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!

Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred

by CryHavoc August 18, 2019

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Coyote war

A social media feud, often stemming from disagreements such as how to react to Coyotes observed in a suburban neighborhood.

“Hey what’s up?” “Sorry can’t talk now, I’m in a coyote war

by Wattle July 9, 2019


ODer war

There are two sides. Online daters, and OD police. Online daters are the people who date online because they're hoes and the OD police are people who don't OD.

I just stopped fighting in the ODer war because these people need to get a life and screaming at them won't help.

by RandomStufIzWatIPost April 28, 2018


thumbie war

A name Philadelphians give to the game commonly known as "Thumb War". In Philly, a "Thumb War" is a game where two or more people take turns jabbing each other in the eye with their thumbs. The winner is determined by the amount of mucus on their thumb.

Jimmy was shocked when he challenged Damon to a Thumb War and Damon quickly thrust his thumb into his eye. Damon explained that only weak people play Thumbie War.

by twothumbsup November 24, 2010


IO War

A war (an IO War) that we can't lose. I presume it's Call of Duty term. Used by cunts and insurrectionists.

It's an IO War! We can't lose the IO War!

by IggPrPzISIlgOdQS-name January 18, 2021