He who walks behind the rows

A corn God from the movie "Children of the corn"

Did you really think that He Who Walks Behind The Rows would allow you to escape?

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea

The first line of the Spongebob Squarepants opening theme. Also a pretty dank meme.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!

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people who watch tiktoks at 3am

a dumb fucking bitch

we are people who watch tiktoks at 3am

Who up slippin they Jimmy rn?

A saying what people usually say when they suspect someone slippin they Jimmy rn.

"Who up slippin they Jimmy rn?"
"Me"

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Who put twenty pence in you

When someone decides to pipe up n chat utter shit and their comment was not wanted or irrelevant

Jess "oh my god Gary your a fukn dickhead"

Gary "fukn hell who put twenty pence in you fuk off

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who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

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who do I have to blow

Rhetorical question lead, used to express frustration at an inability to find someone who can assist with a problem. Often used in Customer Service or workplace settings.

Who do I have to blow to cancel this internet service?

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