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Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!

Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman

by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024


Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?

Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025


why does this exist

Don't ask me. I don't know either

Guy1: "Why does this exist?"

Guy2: "I don't know man"

by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 5, 2021


Why not Minot?

1. Used primarily by people who will take advantage of you. Especially if you are an indoctrinated defender. Avoid these people at all costs and try not to kill yourself stationed at Minot AFB.

2. If you think no one cares, this random internet stranger will feel bad.

3. If used facetiously, the kind of people that empathize with your pain.

1. SSgt: My DEROS is coming up Senior, any suggestions?

Rapist SMSgt: "Why not Minot?"
2. SSgt: I saw Minot AFB on my dream sheet and I'm going to choose, "Why not Minot?"
Concerned friend: Do I need to escort you to mental health?

3. Veteran: I created this to warn you. Do not trust anyone who says, "Why not Minot?"

by Disgruntled VCO December 18, 2023


why is ice spice ugly

People like to push the idea that ice spice is ugly and people are glazing the fact that they only like her for her body but don’t give a fuck about her face. Once they really look at her face in real life. they may change their mind about tapping.

Guy: Why she look like that.
Guy 2: Why is ice spice ugly.
Guy 3: I don’t know man. I think she got that Down syndrome when you look at her face structure not gonna lie.

by MeaningsFromTheDeep August 13, 2024


Why how

When you’re being a fucking idiot and you say why how instead of why or how.

MXBea on twitch “How did they do that oh you wanna know why how- wait fuck”

by MXBea April 5, 2021


Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations?

Like, seriously? It's just a word, you're not gonna die because someone typed it out dude.

Person one: People who use 'obvis' must all be teenagers!

Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.

by iseeu112 February 29, 2024