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7 simple English words, all starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.
what does the letter 'I' stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod?
The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
While tripping acid, hold a 2nd wedding ceremony with on the spot vows and charades before sexing like rabbits
I asked darlene to marry me again, we’re having a re-I-do ceremony.. come trip with us
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
Kid: *throws sand at the man*
Man: HEY- SHOO
Kid *runs off, giggling*
Man: Ugh, I hate children.
The best compliment for a Shitposter.
Seriously, it's fantastic.
- Man, you're so "I tossici della via del Supertuorlo"
- Oh..., that's worderfull, i want to have sex with you..
Something a person says when they got rejected, got cheated on, or just broke up with someone for a reasonable or unreasonable purpose.
I’m unsure why they say this cause I’m not them but something that has to do with dignity and being an asshole 🤷
Test1: Sorry, my parents don’t allow me to date so I can’t.
Test2: I never liked you anyway!
Test3: *cheats on Test4&
Test4: I never liked you anyway!
Test5: I think we should break up, it’s just not working..
Test6: WHAT? I never liked you anyway, bitch!