haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!

person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.

Codename: I Smack Backs

.

😱: Codename: I Smack Backs

i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang

tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'

Will of i.

The "Will of i." is a mystery surrounding some people who have the initial "i." in their names. the "family of i." was referred to as to sented by the hevens it self anyone could inherit the will of i.

Isaac Newton, anyone who has i. as their first letter or middle or as the last letter or second last or second letter after the first letter and its not only for your first name same goes for middle and last name has the will of i.

I love you more taylor

When Chantelle loves taylor more then taylor loves Chantelle

“I love you more taylor”

I am a celebrity employee <0>

.

Person 167: I am a celebrity employee <0>

I can't see

How that's not the case...

Derp "I can't see how that's not the case!"

Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"

Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar 😯Boong... 😯Boong... 😯Boong..."

Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."