Fat Eyed

A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin

(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "

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Regal Eyed

When a Bass system hits so hard your eyes start to squint

That system made me regal eyed!!

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Bung-eyed will

Ozzy bogan who is more retched than the mildew on your grandmothers ceiling

Typically drives a clapped out 20 year old Fourbie

That cunt Will is hella bung-eyed.

Stop getting attracted to preschoolers your acting like bung-eyed will

Odd-eyed

Having eyes of different colors. A trait often found in anime and manga characters.

Lelouch becomes odd-eyed when using Geass.

Ei Reh

Asian, really cute and handsome guy, likes to hang out with friends and family, and really smart.

"Yo you heard of Ei Reh!"
"Yea he's super cool!"

flash-eyed

when a person experiences temporary blindness due to eye exposure to too many camera flashes.

frequently experienced at shows in the dark.

"YO! Lady! Did you see that bangin' guitar riff?"
"Naaww maaan, i am sooo flash-eyed right now. you dont even know."

no eyed girl

when the neil cicierega spirit phone song lemon demon😨😨😨

hail sit the real of: IF YOULL BE MY NO EYED GIRL FROM NOWHERE MANKIND CAN GO
random guy: holy shit neil cicierega