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Blueberry surprise happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, he pulls out, and once doing this the woman pushes all the mushed excess blueberries out and yells surprise!
This can also be known as a Blueberry Milkshake if the guy blows a load while the blue berries are still inside her.
I was pounding some girl and that bitch pulled that mother fucking blueberry surprise shit on me.
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Looks and smells like blueberries. A hybrid bud that is very powerful and delicious, best smoked via a bong or bowl.
"Get me some blueberry haze. I don't care if you're a cop. I just want my weed."
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A severe case of butt cheek-acne that has scabbed over, causing a purplish/speckled appearance; much like a blueberry muffin.
Hey yo, man! That chick last night had the nastiest blueberry butt! At least them pimples were already popped, though...
When you farm wins off new players in Crucible in Destiny 2
My recent sessions have been marked with lobbies that escalate in difficulty
Start with a couple games making blueberry wine, then an hour later I'm turning out 0.xx KD
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when you go balls deep in woman while being blue balled and rotate
i just had the best blueberry swirl ever
The art of getting head while taking a dump in a port-o-potty, preferably on a construction site.
Cori is taking a shit in the port-O-potty, B. Swindle gave him a blueberry blumpkin to show his undying affection
(ley-zee-bloo-ber-ee): a "lazy blueberry" is the name for a testicle that has fallen asleep during any kind of rigorous activity. The ball falls asleep because blood rushes from it to your extremities. This most often occurs during the act of masturbating and sometimes while swimming or playing basketball. This almost never happens while using the restroom.
Yesterday I got a lazy blueberry while sprinting to the mail box. My porn didn't arrive.