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The sexy Jewish kid that has a big dong. He is also very good in bed even though everyone thinks he's gay he always says no homo, and his brain is the size of JEWpiter
Dan Cohen is know for assassinating hitler.
A person with bigger balls than most
Person 1: My balls are big, but not as big as cohens
Cohen is the sexiest man alive to this day. If anything, any girl who looks into his eyes are taken away by his looks. He is so cute that the teacher even fell for him.
Girl 1: I just found out i got Cohen in my PE class!
Girl 2: OMG! Do you have his phone number? He is such a hottie!
Girl 3: Already reserved for me.
she is the most sweetest, beautiful, most prettiest girl you could ever meet. she deserves THE WHOLE WORLD!!! she gives everyone compliments and doesn’t know her worth, but she is very sweet and super supportive. her laugh is cute and her smile is even cuter! i don’t know what i would do without her!
Cohen is the most sweetest girl ever!
the greatest simp of all time, he will try to get with every girl with no success
you're a simp, but not as bad as Cohen