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Spooge-Mickey

When a male places his testicles atop his partners head making it look like they have mickey mouse ears

"Babe come here and let me give you a Spooge-Mickey"

by Daniel Liketofuck April 9, 2015


meat mickey

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.

a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...

by jetless May 10, 2006


Texas Mickey

A large bottle of alcohol available in Canadian Liquor stores.(3Litres or 101oz.)
Can be vodka, rum or canadian whiskey.
101 shots for about $100.
Name derived from the fact that "Everything is bigger in Texas!"

"Yo Jim, wanna get crunk this weekend?"
"Aight!"
"Alright we can split the Texas Mickey and the O I picked up"
"DOPE!"

by Gumby244 February 21, 2009

85πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Mickey Mouse

The icon of Disney. Unfortunately, he has been completely scrapped and replaced by whores such as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.

Person 1: What ever happened to Mickey Mouse
Person 2: Who knows? I've been too busy trying to get my sister to stop watching all the other shit on Disney.

by Edfrommars August 20, 2008

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taking the mickey

using someone as the butt of a joke, lightheartedly. Non-offensive humor.

'Are you taking the mickey?'

by kdc June 27, 2003

77πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


motor mickey

Masturbating with a power tool or other mechanical device (usually done with a shop vac).

Russell is out in the shop giving himself a motor mickey.

by Mr. Bubblehead March 23, 2005

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Mickey Rat

A Person who has a freakishly close appearance to Mickey Mouse, but not as pretty.

M:Damn that guy has the ears like Mickey Mouse!
S: i know! but hes not quite handsome tho..
M: yeah hes a mickey rat

by joseespindola April 18, 2010

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž