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When a friend is telling a story that is supposed to be funny and entertaining but isn't quite that, you say "Now, twist it funny." to declare to your friend that you will not carry on with the conversation, untill a punchline has been dropped.
That guy: "As i was trekking through Nicaragua, heading towards a a childrens orphanage where I would deliver supplies, I met so many interesting cultures that really helped shape me as a person, I feel like i have changed in a profound way."
You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.
when a regualry to large-breasted female starts to react in a manner that can be decrypted as an overreaction, often irritating or annoying, over a matter that is insignificant or not of the severity yhe woman is making it up to be.
Andre: “Sorry babe but I won’t make it to dinner tonight, I’m playing soggy biscuit with the boysss!!”
Female 1 *Muffled from breasts in face*: “OMG ANDRE YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU’RE SUCH A DICK LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOU ALWAYS PICK ‘the boys’ OVER ME. I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU’VE GOT A HOE ON THE SIDE. DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE DONE???!!”
Andre: “Yo shawty chill out, no need to get your udders twisted. You know its bro’s b4 hoes.”
it is bascially the shocker; however, there is a twist. cross your index and middle finger, while still using your pinky for the stinky.
They got board with the shocker, so they decided to use the twisted shocker.
One of the dirtiest Skate tricks ever. It consists of a Switch 180 Late Front Foot Impossible. No One knows who invented this trick, but the most famous user of it and most likely creator is Cory Kennedy.
Merlin twists take magic to land
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make a marijuana cigaraette. See "tool up a doobie".
My bong was at home so Fred loaned me a paper and I took the time to twist one.
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Someone who is never satisfied and always asks for more
Our host asked if anyone wanted seconds. Roger being the Oliver Twist that he is said yes.
Mr. Brown is never satisfied with his pay, he's always asking for more
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Derived from from the 'Saw' films, this term describes when something so shockingly unpredictable happens that it makes you unable to deal with the mindfuck occuring in the frontal lobe of your brain.
May induce orgasms and mild strokes.
Human 1: "So anyway, I woke up this morning and realised my dad is actually a stripper.."
Human 2: "Fuck, what a Saw Twist"
Human 1: "I know, i thought he was a prostitute.."
Human 2: "Get help man, you're fucked."
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