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Business Needs

Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.

We are going to half your wages and double your hours due to business needs.

by Eric Wood May 5, 2005

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business deal

1) Noun, Canned 'interested in' selection box that one checks when filling out their LinkedIn.com webpage. Chances are, if you feel the need to have a LinkedIn.com page, you do not have the means (i.e. capital) to actually execute such a deal. I'm sure your company CEO is surfing the LinkedIn.com page....NOT. People who would select this term on their LinkedIn.com page probably are dental dicks. Instead of doing their job, such people often spend their entire time at work looking for yet another job.

2) Noun, Leaving your cubicle to take a dump at approximately 10:30AM local time while you are at work.

1) Mr. Scott's page says he's interested in business deals. Too bad he'll be a low-level manager supervising dental dicks his entire time at this company.

2) Oh man, I shouldn't have had Thai food last night. I'll be in my 'other office' executing a large business deal if you need to find me!

by Mr. Wichita International June 14, 2009

54๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Straight Business

The act of being a boss, player, pimp or just an all around no nonsense guy. Keeping composure when things get out of hand. Also can be shortened to Straight Biz.

Dude Matt Damon was straight Business in that movie Bourne Identity.

Dude that guy looks sick in a tie, hes totally Straight Biz.

Man Mr. Reynolds doesn't mess around, he is Straight Biz.

by dthedancer October 13, 2010


busy season

A period of the year in public accounting designated by mandatory 55+ hour work weeks, weight gain, decreased sexual activity, increased alcohol consumption, late nights, tickmarks, excel, ineptitude, and uncomfortable moments in the audit room. Generally begins in mid-January and continues through March. For idiots who joined the tax practice, this season will extend through April and again repeat itself from July to October. Busy season can be used to justify lack of contact with family, friends, your spouse/significant other, and little to no knowledge of current events. No weddings, funerals, or births should be planned during this time.

- Are you going to watch West Virginia kick Duke's ass?!
- West Virginia made it into the final four?
- Come on man! The game is on tonight, why don't you come over?
- Sorry, I have some points to clear on these workpapers.
- What does that even mean?
- It means it's busy season.

by Jan OLeary April 18, 2010

159๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


serious business

An expression said, often in a sarcastic, humorous way. Can be used in just about any context to describe something in a nonsensical way. internets

The internet is serious business.

by Kyle2252 June 10, 2006

502๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sticky Business

When you are having sex with a chick and at the end you cum on her face and slap your business card in the mess you've created so that it sticks to her face.

I gave this chick the sticky business last night. I figure if she doesn't feel like calling me, at least she's got my email address too.

by See You Next Tuesday February 24, 2010

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Business dick

Someone who is very successful in business, but at the same time is a massive dick because of it.

Ooj is always talking about how much money is company is making, he's such a business dick.

by yawn92 September 17, 2014