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When you leave the eggplant in the fridge for too long and it goes off.
The gone off eggplant smells stink.
Blue eggplant is when the circulation is cut off of your dick and it turns blue
When it's blue you have an issue. If you have a blue eggplant you need to go see a doctor
an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.
Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*
The site and smell of one’s penis after spending at least 4 nights on the Margaree River fishing 8-12 hours daily, having gone unbathed and a lack of adequate food and water.
Bobby Sinclair- man it’s been 7 days on the river steady! I just picked up this hitchhiker girl and I think I’m gonna have to give her the Margaree eggplant!
A subtle nickname to call your ex boyfriend's girlfriend that has weird purple hair.
"Hey , look it's Eggplant."
"She has Eggplant hair."
tf y'all talkin about, eggplant is a long purple vegetable. a fucking vegetable. 🍆🍆🍆
A edible food that is used by man to penetrate their asses, they usually do this in groups.
man 1: yo I just got a new eggplant, wanna try it with me.
man 2: YEAH BOI
woman: wait wtf
man 1: just shove it in my ass when your ready