When the sound of a flushing toilet or running water is impaling your ability to hear what is going on or who is talking to you.
(Two guys in seperate cubicles in a public toilet, doing there thing)
Chris: 'You got the time mate?'
Allan: (Flushes) 'Pardon?'
Chris: 'Have you got the time?'
Allan: (Flush continues) 'Hold on dude, im being flushed away here, gimmi a sec.'
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A form of communication which is nothing more than empty boasting. A form of communication in which a person lies in an attempt to make themselves look better.
George W. Bush gave a four flushing mission accomplished speech on an aircraft carrier.
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When you take laxatives and ipecac and then engage in sexual intercourse. When timed correctly, you both orgasm, vomit, and defecate simultaneously and fall asleep in a steaming morass of your own filth.
Could we please not get a motel room that smells like it was just the scene of a flush rush?
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The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.
I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.
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A condition which is characterized by a low tolerance for alcohol, affecting statistically about 50% of Asians. Scientific research reveals that it is caused by what is considered a genetic defect, and as such, typically cannot be "overcome". Symptoms are alcohol-induced, can range from mild to severe depending on the individual, and include:
- redness and "flushing" of the face
- a sensation of heat
- splotchy redness on the neck, shoulders, and upper torso
- dizzyness/drowsiness
- accelerated intoxication
Though it is thought to be an Asian affliction exclusively, it is a misnamed syndrome which is found in half of all Asians, small numbers of Caucasians, and ALL Native Americans.
Research is being done on this strange condition known as "asian flush", using Native American participants.
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The technique of washing your arse after having a shit and not having any other way to clean your arse. the double flush is done by flushing the toilet, cupping your hand and cleaning your arse with the flush water.
Maj: Theres no toilet paper and I need a shit.
Kamy: Just do the double flush, intit.
Zed: Whats this double flush business?...Im hungry.
Kamy: You know, double flush it, intit. Put your hand under the water and clean it! Intit!
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The best kind of hand in poker. A straight flush involves someone having five suited connectors as their hand. For instance, a hand of 4-5-6-7-8 of diamonds is a straight flush.
The top straight flush, 10 to ace, is called a royal flush and is the absolute pinnacle of poker.
I thought I had a nut flush, but Bryan rivered a straight flush and took home the pot.
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