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This person born on May 9 can be a real jerk or the sweetest person you can meet. You find some born on May 9 keep them
Heyyy its may 9 it's my birthday
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National boyfriend appreciation day! We want love too.
“It’s November 9th, time to post my boyfriend on social media.”
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A traditional eight hour day shift.
In some companies, the 9-5 is really 8:30-5 or 9-5:30. It's an extra half hour because of an unpaid 30 minute lunch break. In companies where you're paid by the hour, it's so you don't lose out on 30 minutes of pay. In ones where you're paid by the year, it's pretty much squeazing the extra half hour out of you in order to make up for the 30 minute lunch.
It generally refers to working Monday through Friday but in modern times where services are expected to be availalble durring non business hours, evening and weekend shifts are becomming an increasingly required demand of employees.
I used to work the traditional Mon-Fri 9-5 day shift but they've got me working weekends in the evenings now.
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Person 1: hey person 3!
Person 3: hey person 1!
Person 9 Y ̖͉̬͚͎͍̜͊͝o ̣̭̮̯̭͙̜̓͋̌̏̆͜͜͝͝u ̹͍͉͎̬̰͍͎̠̈́̀̽͜ ̵͓̼̮̥̎͋̆̅̍̃̓̿̈͠ṣ̵̡̛̣̞͋͛̽̌̿̄͘͠͠h̴̛̯̼̥͎͍͙̽̓̐̍̿̂̐̊o ̖͔̬͕́̃̌̒u ̣̗͂ͅl ̨̛̯̞͓̱̭̭͍̺́͒̽̀́̈́͝͝d ̞͎̞͉͉̗̟͗͒̌̑́̆̏̍͂ ̶̨̡̣͈͔̞̟͂̈́b̶̧̨̫̮̰̞̱̱̬̀̏͛͐́̀͂̕e ̘̦̑̌ ̵̝̬̙̒̌͛̈́̅̇e ̧̫͈̝͕̻̝̝̼͖̉́̑̆̉̓x ̨̗̼͎̩͈͔̬̄i ̬̱̈́́̂̍͑t̵͈͎͓̻̭̘̰͒̋̑̄̌̑͛̚e ̗̮͉̋͂̿͑d̶̞̔̄̇́́̚ ̩̘̻̣̖̰̌̑t ̢̘́̈̿̐̃̂͗o ̛̹̪̱̯̪̱̖̠͋̌͒̈̆̓͘͝͝ ̴͓̞̤̮̳̏͊s̵̮̲̿ȩ̵̛̻̺̈̆̊̆̚̕͠͝ë̴̖̙̖͓̦̖̻̻̲́̎̍̓̑̆͜͝ ̴̺̓ṫ̴̢͍͍͎̜͕͙̘̮̤̈́̑̍̀̿̄̚͝͝h̶̹̤͂͂̒̀̚͝e ̡̧͈͕̘̝̩̪̤̰́̒̈͋̓̋̔̋̽ ̮̫̗̙̝̄̿̍̔̀͊͒̅̈́͝c ̝͇͊̈̆o̴̘̙̭̻͍͉͋́̇͐́̈́̐͝͝ͅr̵̨̢͙̜͓͍̦͔̼̆̇͛͝ͅp ̨̩͓̥̖̗̮͇́͝e ̧͎̞̻͈̌́s̴̱̤͈͔̥͆͐̊̂̈́̈́̀̀ͅ ̧͓̭̬̺̣̝̝͙̲͆̓̀͗̕̚͝͝͝ȏ̶̹̮̠̺̉̌̃̈́͝f ̨̄͝͝ ̵̘̺̠̍̊͠ͅm ̫̝͒̋̔̀̉́̒̚͘͝y ͈̣͍̖̠̰̭͕̜̈́̿ ̪͍̥̠͕̳̞͖̽̉̾͑̊͆̒̽͝ͅp ̧͓͋͒̃̂͌̀͠e ̢̇̅͘o ̗̤͓̗̊͛́̊p̵̢̳͖̌͘͝l̵̡̠̘͙͚̘̟̠̪͉̿̾̆̎ḛ̴͊͂̂ ̛͖̗̥͔̳̱͓͈͌f̴̧̛̫̿̾̽̐͌̏͜a̶̹̗̺͉̮̮̰̜̓̌͐͌͗̉͜͠͠ͅl ̡̋̐͛̿͒̍̍̔̂̒
Every person:
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An upcoming movie that is too kickass to define on urban dictionary. Basically, aliens come to earth accidentally, and humans provide them with a hunk of earth called district 9.
Go watch District 9 or I'll sic a rabid polar bear on you.
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mutual oral between two women.
Sue and Beth after a nice warm bath would satisfy each other in a Licxty-9
A baby pisces with a gummy smile was born.
March 9 1993, Min Yoongi was born. ; Jung Hoseok's boyfriend's birthday is March 9.
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