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A wireless phone company (also landlines and internet) with pretty bomb commercials. Not sure if their service is any good.
(I forgot her name so we'll just call her Jen)
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won't come home married.
(call drops)
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don't make the same mistake I did.
Mom: Beth!
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth: idk, my bff Jill? (i don't know, my best friend forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's...s...nf.
AT&T
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The most unreliable, dirty, loud, inconvenient mass transportation system in North America. Boston runs abound with drunken college students every single night, yet the T stops running at 12:15 AM. Very smart. Green Line stops every 10 feet, Orange Line harbors muderers, Blue Line trains are older than your parents, and the Red Line... well just try getting an Alewife train at 11:50 PM.
Fuck, I missed class because of the T.
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Tuesdays and Thursdays, The days the narcs usually raid the corners where drug dealers be. T n T also could mean the narcs them selves.
I was coming out of the corner store. And T & T jumped out on me and searched me.
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Meaning Toes & Ankles. A term used by male expatriates working in Afghanistan to express the sexual frustration by being surrounded only by women wearing burkas.
Damn Mike, There sure was alot of T&A at that flour mill I visited yesterday....
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Pissed off face throwin up his/her middle fingers. This "emoji" is excecuted by:
t ( - _ - ) t
If you use this, people will think you are dank with the anime community! Also you can flip people off in a super cool way
Person 1: Sailor Moon slAyyys ma lyfe
Person 2: Who's sailor moon?
Person 1: Fuk u uneducated piyuce of shiuut
Person 2: t(-_-)t
Person 1: Rawr XD
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1. basically it means "Tits and Ass". It's the same as B & B (Boobs and Butt). We will never attain sexual equality until women stop looking at men as just what's between his legs, and when men stop looking at women as just T & A. In other words, when the sexes look at each other as individuals, not just pieces of meat or flesh for fantasy.
2. a shorthand for a studio name in Sweden (named "Tits and Ass Studio" - no joke) where some music by Roxette was recorded. Look in the liner notes to some Roxette CDs. I ain't making this up.
1. The cover of "Vogue", the 1990 hit by Madonna shows her "striking a pose" - the view is sideways and she's strongly emphasizing her T & A. Typical of her.
2. The Roxette hit "How Do You Do!" was recorded at Tits and Ass Studio in Sweden.
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It's a letter, a pretty common one at that
There are eight t's in the last sentence
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