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To suck the soul out of a man while giving head .
I gave him the Guak Guak 3000 last night!
A shovel like implement used for the extrication of feces. Most commonly used around one’s home or personal space. Variations of the tool exist with the 3000 series being the most technologically advanced, with such features as a serrated and sharpened edge, lanyard loops, concealed knife, etc.
Joe D. finally got tired of all the shit that was being dropped in his space so he used his Shit Trencher 3000 and cleaned up the yard.... then he slayed some bitches.
There are two definitions of Gawk Gawk 3000.
when a women shoves a phallus down her throat, and then continues to massage the phallus inside the throat, down her neck, and back up to her mouth. Gag reflexes are discouraged but no man in history has complained. It is similar to a blowjob. But the Gawk Gawk 3000 differs due to the sound the woman makes. It sounds like, “Gawk…Gawk” The reason is substantially based on the female specimen choking herself with a phallus to give pleasure. Her lack of sufficient oxygen followed with a penis continually moving in and out of her throat blocks her airwaves and therefore disrupts her breathing pattern. Which is primarily the reason the sound occurs even with women who do not have gag reflexes.
#2 The Gawk Gawk 3000 is no girlfriend,
but she’ll leave you alone, be satisfied, and will be loyal to you.
Men spend 23 hours a day, that’s 95% of their lifetime, building a better life for not only themselves
but their now or future queen. Gawk 3000, allow for partners' necks and throasts fast recovery.
Without compromising your partner's needs!!
In no time, your man or yourself can be relaxed, tranquilized, and satisfied faster and cleaner than ever.
This isn't a replacement for a woman, of course. Women will always be better than this.
But until the right woman comes, the right man should come first.
1) Bruh, we were the only ones in the movie theater so she unzipped my pants and gave me that gawk gawk 3000.
2) I just bought the gawk 3000 2.0! The 2.0 is the clear one. They perfected it. Feels way better than the original gawk gawk 3000.
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is a way of living life to the fullest
woah dude what is that woah dude that's crazy that's nigga twerk 3000
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a variation of wig
often used to
pwn n00bs
stripey
sexy
emily; hey dude is that a N00B PWNR 3000?!?!
Rachael; you bet ur sweet hiney it is.
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The Ass Blocker 3000 is the third generation of the Ass Blocker tools, used to thwart off Bubbas, or 7ft tall homosexuals who will do anything to fill you ass with their cum.
The Ass Blocker 3000 impliments a new fully functional 360 degrees protection system run by the Gyro Gorge software to block all penetration from your anus, keeping you happy and un-raped.
The Ass Blocker 3000 will hit stores and prisons in Q4 2008.
The Ass Blocker 3000 totally saved my life man, the Bubba didn't know what he had coming.
Dude, without the Ass Blocker 3000, I'd be shitting cum right now.
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the act of giving a guy head but it gets extreme loud wet and messy so it becomes SLOBBA SLOBBA 3000
girrr did you hear ariana grande gave him SLOBBA SLOBBA 3000 she took it too far
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