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National ask your crush for his/her hoodie day... they must give it to you❤️
Girl: can I have your hoodie it’s may 5th
Boy: what’s may 5th?
Girl: national ask your crush for there hoodie day
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December 5th is national wear all black day.
Person 1, “Why is everyone wearing all black today?”
Person 2, “Because it’s December 5th you silly!”
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National celebrate your gf/bf day
celebrate October 5th with your gf/bf
spend the day with them and enjoy the day while it lasts !
hey have you heard if October 5th national celebrate your gf/bf day ?
no ?
WELL GET CELEBRATING
In a group of friends, the one friend that is kept there as a backup, they do just enough to keep him/her around. Only to to stuff with when the usual crowd of friends can't. Like the spare tire on the back of your car.
Scott: Crap I've got 3 tickets and only Jake and Connor can go, Tanner said he couldn't go. I guess I'll have to see if Luke can go instead since we've got no one else.
Scott: Hey Luke want to go with us?
Luke: I guess so. Looks like I'm 5th wheeling as usual.
A cult like scientific belief that is commonly believed by fools or "slow" people
Person A: You would've won that fight if you believed in the 5th Paragamy
Person B: That doesn't exist you retard
This is a freedom usually given to agents that have plausible deniability, which is to say that if captured, the government can deny any knowledge of the Cell's Existance.
The 5th Freedom level of operation gives the Cell the right to murder - among other things - in the name of the government for whom said Cell is working.
Comm. Central: "Alright, Agent, you're entering 5th Freedom Territory, do what you gotta do to get this information."
National donut day, chill out have a donut
Me: yo it’s March 5th
Krispy Kreme’s; yay money