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Your fat moms large underwear that id rather not see.
When i went to your moms house last night she was in a 40 acre bra and 60 inch thong.
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1. An event involving, or happening in a garage.
2. To spend time in a garage.
3. (among teenagers) To smoke/inhale marijuana
Want you bring the 60's back with my friends this weekend?
Its similar to the mile high club only a lot more dangerous and awesome. Rather than having hot sex on a plane you fuck underwater at least at a depth requiring scuba gear. It is one of the greatest achievements a guy or girl can reach.
#1) Dude I had this smokin hot dive guide the other day, she had the finest petite ass and tits, I helped her join the 60 feet deep club.
#2 No way, sex underwater. I gotta try that some time.
#1 She was screaming and cumming so hard I think the dolphins knew what we were doing.
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An instructional text written by Rev. Jess Adam Esq. Esq. outlining plans for ultimate world domination through the use of fantastical Weapons of Destruction.
See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.
Includes chapters such as: What Is Lava?, Harnessing the Destructive Powers of Lava, Harness the Destructive Powers of Lava etc.
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Cars that came with bench seats (romantic), non-power steering (sweaty), Overpowered V8s or I6s, Beautiful designs, airbags(maybe) & Air-Con (maybe).
Death is everywhere & those old airbags(if any) can injure.
My friend's got a few 60's Muscle Cars in his garage.
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Aparently not your mom because she had you, but she's the closest thing to one, so there.
Wow you'r such a "60 year old virgin" you remind me of my mom.
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dude, you should go pick this up right away! Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold!
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