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A textbook example of a 3D platformer. Changed 3D gaming forever.
Rom hacking has evolved to the point where you could recreate the entirety of Super Mario 64 with beta assets.
A person very amazing at cumming. Considered a master at his job.
Person 1: Wow, I really hope to be a CUM MASTER 64 one day..
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Fucking eight "8s" in one night.
Bobby: Have a nice night.
Timmy: You won't be a nice night unless I do a 64.
Bobby: What about an 11?
Timmy: Yeah, that's great...first the 10, then the 1 with the re-semen.
Bobby: What's re-semen.
Timmy: Why don't you look it up on UD?
Bobby: Why don't you go fuck yourself.
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One of the worst Mario games and N64 games I've played. The game has bugs which is somehow so easily overlooked and it gets me mad everytime I play it. I broke all my N64 controller due to getting mad at this game, now gotta wait to get another so I can finish the game and sell it.
Eva: Did you finish Super Mario 64, yet?
Midna: No, because my N64 controllers are broken. Gotta get some more, so I can finish that cheating game!
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The most overrated game I've ever played, with crappy graphics, slippery and sluggish controls, frustrating level design, generic storyline and barely any fun. Ok, it was a very early game on the N64, but so what? It has nothing on Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day. If you're looking for a good 3D platformer, try those games, and forget this one.
A: Do you want to play some Super Mario 64?
B: No way, the game is horrible.
A: OMGWTFBBQ How could you say that!? It's the best game on the N64!
B: You've never played any of the 'good' ones, I suppose.
A: Come on! It was the first game ever in 3D!
B: Nope. There were games on the Super Nintendo which supported 3D such as Starfox and Yoshi's Safari. And if you really want to go back, there's some old vector games which support 3D, such as Speed Freak and Battlezone.
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A horrible attempt to redefine Zelda's legacy on a system which only survived from its release of Golden-eye, was surpassed by its 16-bit predecessor, "A Link to the Past".
That game was so bad, its Zelda 64
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A bootleg Brazilian version of 1996's International Superstar 64, a soccer game for the Nintendo 64. It recently became the new Rick Roll of some sorts, where you never expect the opening to appear, but yet it does. Also one of the best games ever created by the human race, and can even be said unironically.
Guy 1: Damn I'm bored. What do you want to do besides play boring EA world famous FIFA?
Guy 2: How about we play Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64?
Guy 1: Damn hell no I don't even have a n64.
Wendy's Manager: *opens dumpster* Who the hell are you and why did you make a man cave inside of the dumpster behind the restaurant?
Guy 2: F U C K
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