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National cuss out your toxic friends day :)
Person one: It’s 8th January! So f*** you!
Person two: Touché
national suck your fwb dick day
hey, today is july 8th, the day you suck your fwb dick
On December 8th you will have to preform the sex position 69 with your partner because in is October 69th. Have fun eating pussy and sucking dick
I want to do 69 tonight on December 8th
january 8th, the day when an OG is born , a GOD , a GODDESS , a nigga snatcher , a take your girl.
person: omg were u on January 8th?
person born on that day: yes..? why?
person 1: *bows down*
A successful German Airborne regiment that gained notoriety in WWII.
British soldier: "Blimey, this here fortress sure is easy to defend ain't it mate?"
British Soldier 2: "Sure is, wait, oh god the 8th Fallschrimajager is here, were chippered now mate!"
It’s national flick a dick day walk up to any guy you see and flick their dick and they won’t care
Boy 1:”hey bro what’s up” *flicks his dick*
Boy 2:” haha ahh shit man you got me so good I wasn’t expecting that but have a good day my man”
Boy 1:”haha thanks see ya later dawg
Hey bro did you see Charlie flick that mans dick that was so dope dawg
November 8th is official flick a dick day
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February 8th is a day when supreme crackheads are born
Gabby: *doing “crackhead” stuff*
Tyler: “what’s wrong with her?”
Prisha: She was born on february 8th,she’s a supreme crackhead.
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