National moaning day
A day where everyone in school has to moan no matter what. It has to be loud or else you're a pussy.
Emma:*moans loud*
Emily: ew wtf?
Emma: what? Its November 8th.
Emily: so?
Emma: so its national moaning day.
Slang for heroine. 8th letter of the American alphabet is H.
Man, i wish you'd stay off the 8th letter, it's going to eventually wind up killing you.
january 8th, the day when an OG is born , a GOD , a GODDESS , a nigga snatcher , a take your girl.
person: omg were u on January 8th?
person born on that day: yes..? why?
person 1: *bows down*
On December 8th you will have to preform the sex position 69 with your partner because in is October 69th. Have fun eating pussy and sucking dick
I want to do 69 tonight on December 8th
A successful German Airborne regiment that gained notoriety in WWII.
British soldier: "Blimey, this here fortress sure is easy to defend ain't it mate?"
British Soldier 2: "Sure is, wait, oh god the 8th Fallschrimajager is here, were chippered now mate!"
It’s national flick a dick day walk up to any guy you see and flick their dick and they won’t care
Boy 1:”hey bro what’s up” *flicks his dick*
Boy 2:” haha ahh shit man you got me so good I wasn’t expecting that but have a good day my man”
Boy 1:”haha thanks see ya later dawg
Hey bro did you see Charlie flick that mans dick that was so dope dawg
November 8th is official flick a dick day
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February 8th is a day when supreme crackheads are born
Gabby: *doing “crackhead” stuff*
Tyler: “what’s wrong with her?”
Prisha: She was born on february 8th,she’s a supreme crackhead.
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