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This man knows what he is doing. He is strong and funny. The Swedish genes in him give him the ultimate testosterone boost to shit on any liberal.
“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”
“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”
He's the typa asian guy that has a weird kink for feet
Nat: Alfred why u looking at my feet
Alfred: Because I can?
A kind but delusional young man who has a white persons name but is in reality black. He is known to make very good ribs
These are some good ribs he must be a Alfred
Alfred is a type of guy who thinks he can beat the shit out of you just cause he is older than you but this guy literally gets bullied by 5yo who can't even walk yet. He is also the undeveloped one in the group and acts like the citizens of the sentinel Island near India who for some fucking reason they are undeveloped and are the only living "cavemen" with Alfred.
Imaginary friend:Hey Alfred have u seen my sti-
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
When you succeed to fail multiple times in a row. Preferably in pools.
Ha! He did an Alfred again. You owe me 20 bucks.
AMONG US AMONG US, NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAA, AMONG US LMFAO HAHAHAHAHHAH, HEE HAW HEE HAWW MY NAME IS ALFRED AND IM AMONG US