Fake Chow

Fake Chow is when you are going to perform cunninlingus on a woman, but either a) You were never really in the mood to go down on her because she hasn't shaved for a few weeks or b) You got a whiff of her bearded clam and had already reached the point of no return and in doing so you began the Fake Chow. Using your fingers as your tongue and making lip smacking noises as if you are enjoying some of Uncle Ho's famous Kung Pao Chicken.

Went to go down on this broad I picked up from The Mirage but her snatch smelled like Bob Marley's Dreadlock's boiled in a Curry broth so in a snap decision I gave her the Fake Chow.

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wang chow

A noun used in place of terms representing stereotypical Asian (Oriental) people, places, objects, believes or behavior.

The term can be used as both a complimentary and derogatory expression, exemplifying both positive and negative Asian (Oriental) stereotypes respectively.

In some applications the term can be used as an adjective describing a person or an object exhibiting extreme or stereotypical Asian (Oriental) behavior or properties.

An example of general usage.: “For dinner tonight I am going to have some Wang Chow.”

An example of complimentary usage.: “Wow Chuck Norris fights like a Wang Chow.”
An example of derogatory usage.: “Man Mark Weber drives like a Wang Chow.”

An example of usage as an adjective.: “Sweet and sour pork that is such a Wang Chow dish.”

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Kitty Chow

When a chick is projectile vomiting whilst getting eaten out by a male or female.

My girl was hungover one morning and I wanted to make her feel better so I kitty chow'd her in the bathroom.

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chow down

Verb. To eat.

See Also Chow.

Here's some Fruit Loops, chow down dude.

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chink chow

n. slang. Chinese food. (usually a buffet or takeout)

Let's go to China Moon and get some fucking chink chow!

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FAKE CHOWING

PRETENDING TO GO DOWN ON A GIRL

Today my wife accused me of fake chowing...wow I thought I was doing it right all this time...

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chow-watchout

During any class in school (particualarly art class) and someone needs to talk on their cell phone, chow-watchout means that someone wathces if the teacher is coming in the room, and says "chow-watchout" if the teacher is coming, so that the other person can quickly put the phone away without getting in trouble.

Originated with a substitute teacher with the name of Mr. Chow.

Brandi - "Hey Eric. You're on chow-watchout!"
*Teacher heads into the room*
Eric - "Chow-watchout!"

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