A chasen fink is some one that typically has butthole eyes and can be described as an oversized sugar glider.
Hey bro you can’t leave the house looking like a chasen fink. Everyone will think your Paul Ryan or Pete Davidson.
It’s basically “no friccing friccs/no fricking fricks” but just with the word fink.
“NO FINKING FINKS!”
“Yeah we know shut up already.”
A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
Someone who continuously makes terrible decisions, but tried to act like they don't care. Ultimately they are consumed with regret and spend more time and resources trying to undo their bad decision.
Greg is the only friend in the group who didn't make reservations to join us for the trip to Mallorca. He said he didn't have time even though he's got the most time. Now he just paid twice as much for a last minute ticket. Greg pulled "a Fink".
A female who catches your penis with her teeth while performing fellatio. This problem is usually due to a lack of fellatio skills.
My dick is killing me this morning because that cock fink destroyed it last night.
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Noun. Someone who is both gay or bisexual young person who if extremely fucking obese.
Woke corporate CEO that hates humanity
The Fink said essential that humans ate insects like cockroaches instead of hamburgers to save the planet.